Now that school’s almost over, I’m left with one presentation and portfolio submission, it’s time for me to try to look for a part-time job.

Anyone needs a driver with a van?

This might probably the most honest cv post you’ll ever see.

First things first, I do not have a license nor do I have a van. Can’t be anymore honest than this. *flips shawl*

That doesn’t mean I can’t drive. I drive really well. The Ferrari guy at the arcade always tell me I come in first. See!

Nevertheless, I’m hardworking and punny (get it?) and I think that these traits makes me suitable for any job.

What? You don’t like honesty or humour?

If you’ve found your driver with a van, I hope that guy burps for five minutes straight for stealing my spot, I’m flexible with other positions, plus, I’m fun to work with.

If you’re a typical employer who goes, ‘Why should I hire you?’

This is my answer for you

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Ok no. Kidding. For real. I have an answer to that question.

I need a purple bag.

*winks*

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📷: Elder brother

Location: Brick Lane, London