Not crazy

Found this few weeks back and made it as one of my few wallpaper playlist. This morning, it’s the first picture that popped out of my desktop reminding that I’m (somewhat) normal (cause a lil’ crazy is good actually, at least in my book, hahaha).

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Credit: Google Image(s)

Have a good Friday err-badeh!

up for hire

Now that school’s almost over, I’m left with one presentation and portfolio submission, it’s time for me to try to look for a part-time job.

Anyone needs a driver with a van?

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This might probably the most honest cv post you’ll ever see.

First things first, I do not have a license nor do I have a van. Can’t be anymore honest than this. *flips shawl*

That doesn’t mean I can’t drive. I drive really well. The Ferrari guy at the arcade always tell me I come in first. See!

Nevertheless, I’m hardworking and punny (get it?) and I think that these traits makes me suitable for any job.

What? You don’t like honesty or humour?

If you’ve found your driver with a van, I hope that guy burps for five minutes straight for stealing my spot, I’m flexible with other positions, plus, I’m fun to work with.

If you’re a typical employer who goes, ‘Why should I hire you?’

This is my answer for you

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Ok no. Kidding. For real. I have an answer to that question.

I need a purple bag.

*winks*

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📷: Elder brother

Location: Brick Lane, London