Warning: This post is not meant for the weak/faint hearted and/or pregnant women.

Two Wednesday ago. (Three now. *gasp!*)

It’s been a loooooooooong week.

The music was on and I was chopping ingredients cooking dinner.

The music suddenly stopped.

Fine. Click on another tab with a different playlist.

I’m prepared for anything, come what may. Pfft. *blows nail.*

*UN BLOWS NAIL.*

Turns out, that night, which was last Wednesday, the WiFi in the entire compound was disrupted.

I never felt happier to be in uni on Thursday.

Came back home in the evening and the internet was still inaccessible.

Husnuzhon aqilah. Husnuzhon. Let’s have an early night and hopefully the WiFi will come back running (in my arms) again tomorrow morning. Bright and early.

You got that service provider!? Bright and early!

~Friday morning~

Still no Internet access.

Someone please throw me in the desert! or Greenland!

I’ll gladly make sandcastles or snow angels or Olaf, while singing ‘Let it go,’ scaring the Polar bears and penguins away at the same time.

But no.

Suffer is the way to go. After rewatching few episodes of drama, my new pillow called me. So I napped. Ok let’s not lie. Almost 5 hours of sleep is no nap. I slept. In total, I slept for 16 hours.

Not entirely sure if I deserve a medal from the bed department or need to be reprimanded.

I mean I wasn’t involve in any unhealthy activities. Except for consuming to much chips and chocolates.

Just like that, my Friday’s over.

Saturday.

Saturday was pretty much spent reflecting my actions.

Should’ve called my baby brother when I had internet. Should’ve called my nanny. Should’ve called me dad. Elder brother’s engaged. Baby sister who? what? Should’ve download the music album. Should’ve blogged more. Should’ve done more research for design and essay. Could’ve. Should’ve. Would’ve.

Gah. Regrets, regrets.

Come evening I couldn’t keep my cool anymore. So much pent up energy (read: frustrations) that made me turn to old school fun – playing games – with my friend.

Played the always versatile ‘Pictionary’ game.

Guess what we drew, maybe?

Like honestly… GUESS IT.

Drawings by not 1 but 2(!) partially dim witted architecture students.

Answers at the bottom.

1. Jellyfish, rabbit and that hybrid animal is a flippin’ Dugong. DUGONGGG!

I’m proud to say that that isn’t my drawing. Phew.

Sincerest apologies to the society of animal lovers.

2. Poor chicken and the main drawing, you’d never guess if I don’t tell you but that’s ‘The Mighty Harvey Specter’.

Holding Bagel in Suit.

Unfortunately I don’t know the artist. *hides face*

3. Fish and Puffer Fish. I’m telling you. If the fish family can understand humans, they’d be proud of us for including them in this game TWICE.

4. Can’t even decipher what it is. But definitely not a Komodo Dragon.

5. I MUST BRING YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS. 

According to the artist, that is Barney the Dragon.

I know.

The theme song which goes ‘Barney is a dinosaur from our imagination…’ clearly doesn’t ring a bell to someone.

I don’t know which palm to use to facepalm. Bahahahaha

That’s not all. The real highlight is coming….

After warming our hands with drawings, we got bored of it, we played the upgraded rock paper scissors game. With a twist.

The winner gets to decorate the loser’s face.

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Don’t be surprised.

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Promise?

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Boo!

And that people! Is how we gain partial of our sanity back!

Gah… People say ‘A picture speaks a thousand word.’ There’s more than 10 here. *hides face*

What a Saturday!

Sunday.

Fun’s over. (Saving this for next post.)

Monday.

Back in uni. Happily. I was so happy when my phone was updating all the Whatsapp conversations, Instagram and Facebook notifications.

It’s like finally your child poops after being constipated for a few days.

Thank god the WiFi was up and running by the time we got home. Phew. 😅 🙇

I really need to sound less crazy. But hey! Try living without the internet for almost a weekday.

It aged ma soul.

😵😪😥😱

Till the next post, if your WiFi is down, you know what to do.

You’re welcome.

*winks*

Disclaimer: Image reference from Google Images.