Assalamualaikum!

Just got back home. Niat murni wanting to leave my lappy at the cousin’s place got put to a halt cause I’m minah leceh minus minah like that.

We were discussing and updating my resume since 2am and by 4am, our brains went demented.

I don’t know about you, but I’m a fan of dropbox since I discover it’s usefulness (despite it being in built in my phone. I know. I know. Selengeness maintain please.) I know the capabilities of dropbox and it’s coolness and all but I didn’t have the time (note: patience) to explore everything. Apparently you can have a folder that you and your friend can access <—- you, SHARE LINK.

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4am.

Me: Kak, is it hard (tedious) to make your folder share-dable?

Kak I: Huh? What do you mean difficult?

Me: Is it ma fan to ‘share link’?

Kak I: *looks at me* Say again?

Me: Share link

Kak I: *looks at me* Say again?

(What she hears)

Me: Shalelink

Kak I: *looks at me* Say again?

Me: Shalelink

Kak I: *looks at me* Say again?

Me: Sh.aaaaaaaaarrrrreeeee. liiii.nnnnkkkkkkkk. *what is wrong with this woman?*

Kak I: Oh! *facepalm moment* SHARE. LINK. I thought shalelink… Bila masa you pelat rabak? (since when do you have a serious lisp problem) Known you for a lifetime and didn’t recall you having such pelatness;lisp.

Both burst laughing.

Not the hahahaha and stop.

Ketawa terbahak-bahak disebabkan hati yang terlampau geli. Ketawa dengan geli hati sampai mata menyepet. Ketawa geli hati sambil tercangkuk. Ketawa geli hati sampai terduduk dari tercangkung. Ketawa geli hati dari dapur hingga ke luar dapur. Ketawa yang maha buruk!~

(Laugh our hearts out cause it was too funny.  too funny until our eyes are gone. Laugh from gone eyes until someone’s leg went jelly and slightly gave away that that someone squatted. Laugh until that someone fell a sit cause the leg once again gave away, from squatting. Laugh from the kitchen to the dining room. Laugh as we might.)

Say sharelink faster. faaasssterrr.ffffaaaaaassssttteeerrrr!!!!! in your head now!! Now imagine someone who speaks proper english (hopefully) their whole life suddenly mispronounce the word. Koyak Rabak.

Now, anybaddeehh wanna shalelink with me on dropbox?

Assalamualaikum!

I’m still having a hard time figuring out who should I send his regards to?

Send my regards to all… All who?

All the residents in Tampines?

All my Facebook friends?

All my instagram followers?

All my twitter followers?

All my Fatayat Sistahs?

All my Ohana?

All my lecturers?

All my classmates?

All my coursemates?

All the neighbour?

All my secondary school friends? Or yours?

All the people I know? or

All the people you know?

All the family member?

If yes, just immediate or extended as well?

Since conveying regards to all is important, amanah tau…, and if all refers to all Singapore citizen and foreigners, how am I suppose to pass your regards to the President? The Prime Minister?

Oh the lists goes on.

Susahnya jaga amanah orang.

Assalamualaikum.

The other day when I woke up in the afternoon morning as my maid was watching TV,  an unbelievable question came out from her mouth.

Bibik: Eh, when you were sleeping, why did you pull my hair?

Me: Huh!? Why would I pull your hair? *burst out laughing* Was it hard?

Bibik: You think!! I thought I was gonna go bald.

Haha. I guess I had girl fight like those in Mean Girls in my dream. Sorry ah …